Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Monster black holes discovered, Bernanke unfazed

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.—Scientists have found the biggest black holes known to exist -- each one 10 billion times the mass of our sun.

Upon hearing this news, Bernanke reflexively replied that we have to fill them with dollars because they, along with FDA-approved lemonade stands, are the very basis of the economy.