Monday, December 5, 2011

Newly-discovered planet suspected of having WMD

For the first time, astronomers using NASA's Kepler space telescope have confirmed a roughly Earth-size planet orbiting a sun-like star in the so-called "Goldilocks" zone where water can exist in liquid form on the surface and conditions may be favorable for life as it is known on Earth.

Not only that, but neo-con astronomers, with a unique capability to find nuclear weapons where nobody else can, have discovered shapes on the planet which indiate they have nuclear weapons. Now Nerobomber will have to start a war with them, too, for the good of the British empire.